|Over the top?|
Someone told me the other day that he was finally experiencing some "new growth" on his "barren-beyond-belief", bald head after decades of depilitation.*
* [that's a "robust" word for the male-pattern "defurring"
process, which results in lots of clogged-up shower drains across America.]
Tried to appear positive in replying to him with a: "Well, you must be very excited about that!"
He said: "No, not really, because unfortunately all the new hair is growing...
... out of my ears!!!"