|What does Siri say|
Why? Because it's awfully easy to get "zoned out" when commuting day-after-day along well-familiar, oft-traversed roadways. Too many of us are already "zombie drivers" on automatic pilot every morning - "waking up" periodically to find that we've driven many miles totally unaware of the traffic and scenery passing us by. Sound about right? Been there, done that ?
Well, "awoke" one morning recently at a stoplight to find myself next to a pickup truck pulling a small trailer. On the cab of the truck was one of those magnetic signs, advertising the man's business (gravestones!). It read:
Lashom's Monuments and Memorials
"Specializing in dual memorial markers"
Strapped on the trailer was a pair of....
I assume that every Mother in America would find such a "dual memorial marker" entirely appropriate...
Perhaps engraved as follows:
Jan. 8, 1924 - Sept. 9, 2014
She came, She saw, She laundered!
... and then took a long, hot bath.
"I have finally finished the laundry."