|Mitchell News-Journal |
* The Bible says abstain from filthy lucre. What is filthy lucre? Pretty soon you're going to find out.
* If my dog doesn't like you, I don't either.
* Mitchell County has a trashy reputation. Let's clean up the litter.
* Who died and left you king of the road?
* Somebody needs to do something about all these rabbits on Overlook. I've hit 17 rabbits this week.
* I bet if these male researchers had to have a part of their anatomy squeezed in a vice, they would find a more comfortable way to check for breast cancer.
Now that one was pretty good, but to me here's this week's classic...
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* Somebody needs to regulate all these new drones with cameras. This is the third time this week they've been taking pictures of my butt on my early morning jog...