* People call at 9 p.m. and ask if they woke you up.
* You found your car keys, but have no idea where you parked the car.
* Some part of your body is always making a noise.
* You are a sustainer with NPR.
* You only need to send three more checks to the guy in Canada to receive your lottery winnings.
* Your ears are hairier than your head.
* In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
* You'd just as soon have a glass of wine as to have sex.
* Actually you'd prefer to have a glass of wine.
* You confuse being morally virtuous with no longer being asked.
* You can no longer "get down"... or back up.
And, last but definitely not least....
* Folks say you have a lot more patience,
when actually you just don't really care anymore.
5 comments:
Ouch! All too true, Jim. Is that red or white wine?
Rusty
Yes!
Well, that's sounds about right for me...
For as long as anyone has know you, you have been that way so how would anyone know you have gotten older?
I honestly don't know; I can't remember...
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