Swimming With Sharks...

"Hey, where'd everybody go?'

You may have noticed the news reports concerning an unusual rash of shark attacks along the coast of North Carolina over the last few weeks. 



Scary stuff, but still very much a rare event despite the news hype, so: "Y'all come on down!"

Most of you know that CreditUnion Watch nemesis Keith Leggett has recently retired from the ABA to the beaches of North Carolina. Called him up to check on him; y'know to make sure he was alright.

Asked him if he was worried about the sharks when he was out in the ocean? 

He said: "Listen as a former banker those sharks will never bite me." Why," I asked, "do they not eat pork?"

"No, Jim, in any business or trade it's called..."

".... professional courtesy!"

[Okay!  Yes, yes now I understand...!]