Rants And Raves...

The Mitchell News-Journal
Better'n S.C. - promise!

*  Anyone know of a "self-help guide" to common sense?  I sure know quite a few local folks who could use a copy.

*  On T.V. a South Carolina politician said that people are born honest. The Scriptures say otherwise, but not all S.C. politicians can read yet.

*  All girls need to know how to use a chainsaw.

*  President Obama may take a lot of vacations, but don't you wish George Bush had taken a lot more?

*  Buying a smart phone definitely raised her IQ, but not enough.

And, as we head toward November...

Called a
"belfie"!

*  Now that the political season is upon us, let the fanny-kissing begin.