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| Mitchell News-Journal Country! In "them thar hills"... |
* You can't speak out for the "Right to Life" and be for the death penalty.
* Why'd you raise our taxes by just 18%? I still got some left! Don't you want it all?
* You'll never have to worry about making money if you do one of three things: sell drugs, sell alcohol, or become a preacher.
* Lost your hearing? Porter's Hearing Aid Center is offering a free clinic - call today for an appointment.
* None of these psychic mediums have been proven to really talk to the dead. Don't be naive.
* Thanks for trimming back the shrubs at the Post Office. Now I can see who I'm going to hit when I pull out in traffic.
And, this week's answer to all our problems...
* The way to end all the trouble in the world is to let women run it.
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| Say, "Yes, M'am"! |
(Worth a try ! Probably couldn't be any worse...)
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