Problem Case Officer.....

An NCUA "PCO" 
 (Personality Case Officer...!!) 

DEFINITION:  

"An examiner who identifies a problem you do not have, in a way that creates a problem you do not need, and then offers a solution which will not work."

And then wants to know...

Home of rabid, "robust,
ruff-ruff" regulation...
(r-r-r!)

                   

 .....why you have so many

 problems!

And when he can meet with your Board to confirm their suspicions of his complete foolishness?

(Sound familiar?)