Robust Seasonal Economics: What? A Gas.....?

Global warming: Hot "stuff"?

In a recent article from CNN Money, it was noted that:

 "Some economists blame the warm winter weather for the sudden slowdown in spring job growth."

In other words, unemployment is caused by global warming!?

Correlated to unemployment??

Interesting!  Had always thought that the human reluctance to return to work, as the weather grew warmer, was called:

 "Spring fever!" 

But... certainly glad to know that some obtuse tribe of gnomadic, robusterian economic quants have analytically debunked that "old wives tale", and replaced it with far more substantial, theoretical fluff!

But of course, these same robusterians have also published the following economic research observation:  

"It wasn't me !"

"Global warming has been conclusively proven to be largely caused by massive cow flatulence."


Really! Well, let's see? Just where does that leave us logically?  H-m-m ...

H-m-m-m...

... if A=B and B=C, then inevitably A=C!  Basic algebra - right?

Well, then if A) unemployment is caused by B) global warming and B) global warming is caused by C) massive cow flatulence....

Then, it looks like economists have scientifically confirmed that A) unemployment is actually caused by C).... HOLY COW!!!

Skynyrd-nomics!