Wednesday, February 19, 2014

Rants And Raves...

"It's peaceful in them thar hills…"
(Yeah - right!)

The latest update from Mitchell County:

*  "Congratulations Jimmy Carter, you are no longer the worst President ever."

*  "I would like to thank the boy who holds the door open for everyone after first lunch.  You are the only consistent thing in my life."

*  "Is there anyway we can send Justin Bieber back to Canada?"

*  "You can't turn on a T.V. because all you see is a bunch of legs.  We are not happy with that."

And this sessions all-time favorite…

*  "A big thanks to Grace School of Dance for putting on the nativity ballet.  It was a moving interpretation."

(… a "nativity ballet"… very, very hard to imagine, 
in fact I would rather not even try to do so!)

The Mitchell News-Journal
well worth the subscription price !!!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Not wanting to loss recognition,
Carter clarifies for the record he is the worst one-term president