Monday, July 01, 2013

Wall Street Welcomes NCUA Derivatives Guidance...






"We are so pleased the NCUA has recognized the benefits of bringing Wall Street to Main Street!
Thank you so much!"

- The Wall Street Dealers and Traders Association
"We'll take care of you!"

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I am all for offering equal opportunity to NCUA. When compared to recent disclosures about some other government bureaucracies (IRS, NSA, Benghazi cover up etc) it would seem that NCUA would need a new schtick to bring them back to challenge their bureaucratic neighbors. Derivative opportunity for larger credit unions might just do the trick especially when some significant losses come to light and they will. Besides that its fun to hear how the various agencies are just "misunderstood" when unexpected disclosures show them to be the selfish, self motivated lamers they really are. In that case NCUA holds some dynamite hole cards. They just say they can't explain or even talk about it cause its a violation of important "privacy" issues. I hear plans may be underway for a really lavish "end of July 12th" party that will include Lady Gaga performing with the Mormon Tabernacle choir and include thousand dollar gift bags for the guests. Also understand the party planner for the IRS is helping out. It gives me a warm, fuzzy feeling to know that no matter what they do they cant get fired Advice for the Day: Get a gun and learn how to use it...We are getting there in one big hurry!