How B@#k*rs And "Marketeers" Lose Their Credibility...

Passengers...
 waiting at the gate...

Was reading the label of an orange juice bottle the other day.  That's what one is driven to do when stuck in an airport with another "Flight Delayed - But we really don't care, since you have no other choice" situation.  Kinda reminded me of the TBTF "Pig" Bank "customer service model"...

Much like the often unfathomable consumer, bank account disclosures, the orange juice label made some interesting promises:

• Contents: Vitamin C, juice of 4 oranges, double rainbows, happiness. (Well, who would have thought!)
• All natural juice. (What's "unnatural juice", or should I ask?)
• Naturally gluten free and vegan. (All fruits are, aren't they?)
• No GMO. We chose not to use bioengineered ingredients when a choice exists. (Never sin if we can help it.)
• Up to 100% plant-based bottle. (That "up to" leaves a bit of wiggle room too, doesn't it!)
• 100% recyclable. (Thought everything was if you took the time?)
• Give It Back ! (Translation: Throw this bottle away.)
• Flash Pasteurized. (Organically?)

And, of course, just like the TBTF "b@&k*"consumer agreements....

... NO "SUGAR" ADDED,
 and 
100% PURE "SQUEEZED"!