Thursday, May 02, 2013

More Rants And Raves....


Back on April 16, 2013, introduced you to "Rants and Raves" which is an exercise in local , editorial "opinionship" published in the "Mitchell News-Journal" - a hometown newspaper which gives voice to the folks in several North Carolina counties in the Great Smokies.

Here's an update on the community's latest concerns:

  • "To the person who asked why we need guns since one of the Ten Commandments is "Thou shalt not kill" . The bad guys don't read the Bible."
  • "It is sad when parents let one child rule the whole roost." 
  • "Guess now that we know the bombs in Boston were made from pressure cookers, some politician in Washington will want to ban pressure cookers."
  • "It seems like the better you treat your husband, the worse he treats you.  It's hard to love a person you have lost your respect for them."

And my absolute, hands-down two favorites...


  • "I think Spruce Pine needs an ordinance about the squirrels stealing the garden gnomes out of the gardens in town."


  • "If you got it flaunt it. Is that the motto now of all these old women?"



(California ain't got nothing on North Carolina...)










3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Watch out now, Spruce Pine is my hometown! Mitchell County is pure country!!!! and so are those of us from there!!!

Anonymous said...

Sometimes just plain ole common sense--makes sense to some....

Jim Blaine said...

To the reader from Spruce Pine...will you please bring the garden gnomes back...