Pearl

" What if the Hokey-Pokey is what it's all about? "

From the Field...

"We've work hard to get the word out and the information has been widely decimated within the branches..."

Paine in the .....

"Government even in its best state is but a necessary evil; in its worst state an intolerable one."
                               - Thomas Paine

Perdidisti Animo? ***

Hurry! Hurry!  Last chance to help 'em out....

E"con" Model Madness and other Misdemeanors....

"Things are quantitative; people are qualitative."


           ... you count;
                         ... we care!
                                                              ( ... model that sucker! )

From the Field...

"The new teller system is so simple to use that even a VP can now help out..."

Pearl

"How come you never hear about gruntled employees?"

Robust...

Q:  What is the definition of the word "robust", which is so often used in economic analyses?

A: Thanks for asking!  It means "written by an idiot".

(You're welcome.)

Haiku For You

Barrier

Safe behind a wall

You build for self-protection.

Walling in? or out?

Burger Queen...

... More creative marketing from Alexandria:

"Have it our way at Burger Queen"!


... you don't even need to place an order;
we know what's best for you!

Facing The Facts...

"These are the conclusions upon which our facts were based."

To Be A Successful Credit Union ....

We are always changing, but we never change what is important.


We always change, we never change!

Haiku For You

Calculated Risk

I have chosen wine

Which implies substantial risk;

 But so does madness.

From the Field...

' We had an employee undergo mild heart surgery this month.  Three stints..'

Pearl

" Life is short, drink champagne!"

Haiku For You

Selfishness

You really don't care,

 But caring is all I am.

Where does that leave us?

Pearl

"Nostalgia is not what it used to be."

"Let's Do Lunch.." !??!!

"In times like these, the strong get stronger and the weak get eaten."