Hog Plots...

Again, I'm not suggesting (see Flower Plots - 2/4/2016) that you do anything inappropriate or malicious.  

This is, after all, the "Era of Personal Responsibility" in America - except on Wall Street, at several addresses on Pennsylvania Avenue, or at any point within spitting distance of a candidate's campaign tour bus. Accountability is the thing these days - whether you've been financially sucker-punched or not.

This is just, shall we say, a guerrilla marketing

concept.  Note I said concept, that doesn't mean you're required to do anything. Your decision, your choice - it's a free Country! ( except on Wall Street, at some addresses. ...well you get the idea.)


If you Google around a bit for "pig nose stickers", you'll find that for about $10 bucks you can purchase a roll of 1000 of these...

So?.....

Well, let's just suppose for the sake of supposin' that you wanted to make a quiet, peaceful, personal, non-violent kinda comment on the bad-mannered oinkishness of some of our "b-brethren"... Sort of an "Alice's Restaurant" type, anti-oinking movement... 

All you'd be required to do is to place a sticker at any place that you felt deserved to have one.  Much like the Nike ad: "Just Stick It!"  Lots of possibilities, a 1000 opportunities - on b-branches, ATMs, envelopes, stall doors/urinals, grocery carts, elevators, light poles, buses, subways, lockers, malls, mirrors, .... use your imagination (within reason!).


Now also imagine, if just a few hundred folks all

across the Country went sort of "viral" with this concept at about the same time... and everywhere you went you started to notice a ....Then maybe, just maybe, the message might get through to our national leaders of our universal unhappiness with all the recent financial piggishness that's been going on.... 


Well, whaddaya think?  (You've blown $10 bucks on a whole lot worse ideas.....)

And, I really don't think you'll get caught; I mean you look like such a nice person, so innocent ... and anyway like Arlo Guthrie, it might not turn out so badly to get arrested for littering; especially since a "litter" is nothing more than a bunch of small pigs.... and "smaller pigs" is exactly what we're after!


Up for it ?  Well then place your order and join...

The Anti-Oinkishness Movement

Let's Stick It To 'Em!!