Saturday, February 26, 2011

From the Field

" The audit went well in Bob's branch.  Members really like the "small town" feeling in the office.  The staff gives it a personal touch and you really feel homely."

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

From the Field

"John told the Advisory Board that he was the "head computer geek" at the CU. Which means if the department does its' job, nobody notices; if not, he gets all the blame. At which point Ms. Blount, an AB member, noted that John then knows exactly how it feels to be a mother..."

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Examiners

Another view...


Definition: Examiner - One who can give you authoritative advice on 500 ways to make love; but experience wise is still a virgin.

Monday, February 21, 2011

Hiking the Hill

CUNA Volunteer Institute offers NCUA update and much more


" Join NCUA Chairman Debbie Matz for a regulatory update and so much more.  From legislation to liabilities the CUNA Volunteer Institute can help you gain the skills you need to be a well informed and well equipped board member.


The conference takes place May 1-4, 2011 in St. Thomas, Virgin Islands.  Come early to..."




Why doesn't somebody just run stark-naked through the halls of Congress screaming:  "We don't get it!!  We don't get it!!  We..."


Or, maybe somebody already is, by the looks of it......"From legislation to liabilities" seems an appropriate theme....


Leadership is always by example.

Saturday, February 19, 2011

Examiners

Just in case you didn't know...


Definition: Examiner - One who arrives on the field of battle, after the danger has clearly passed, and proceeds to attack the wounded.

Friday, February 18, 2011

Pearl

"It's often with the best intentions that some of the worst work is done."

Monday, February 14, 2011

Pearl

" The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets."

Friday, February 11, 2011

Pearl

"A professional makes it look easy-- an amateur thinks it is."

From the Field...

"The job applicant had an interesting resume which included a prior position as 'Interior Designer.' Found that intriguing and inquired. She indicated that the work involved stapling linings to the inside of caskets at the local manufacturing plant..."

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Just Like FDIC...

"Does anyone have the correct expense figure that NCUA has allocated for the "free PSA" advertising program featuring Suze Orman?"


Please provide a reliable reference/verification point with your answer.

Tuesday, February 08, 2011

Pearl


"If you think there is some good in everyone, you haven't met everyone."