Accelerated Customer Checkout...

My all-time favorite 
job applicant's description of "prior experience" remains the young lady who  listed "interior designer" as the last position on her resumé. Credit unions and interior designers don't usually come to mind as logically convergent career paths! 

So, a little follow-up questioning was only natural. Want to take a guess at just what that last "interior design" job entailed? Will give you 10,000 guesses! And, you still won't get it - promise!

That last  "designo" job involved stapling the interior silk linings into budget-priced caskets at a local manufacturing company! H-m-m-m! Well in any event, no one can argue that the lady had a most creative mind; and, was without doubt, a most "designing woman"!

But ran across yet another classic recently, which ranks right up there in the creative writing award...

Definitely a "market maker"!

PRIOR EXPERIENCE:

"Managed monetary transactions, accelerated customer checkout process, packed groceries in an organized and safe manner, and retrieved shopping carts from outside to facilitate incoming customers' shopping experience."

Just for the record; yes, we hired her on the spot!