Thursday, May 02, 2013

More Rants And Raves....


Back on April 16, 2013, introduced you to "Rants and Raves" which is an exercise in local , editorial "opinionship" published in the "Mitchell News-Journal" - a hometown newspaper which gives voice to the folks in several North Carolina counties in the Great Smokies.

Here's an update on the community's latest concerns:

  • "To the person who asked why we need guns since one of the Ten Commandments is "Thou shalt not kill" . The bad guys don't read the Bible."
  • "It is sad when parents let one child rule the whole roost." 
  • "Guess now that we know the bombs in Boston were made from pressure cookers, some politician in Washington will want to ban pressure cookers."
  • "It seems like the better you treat your husband, the worse he treats you.  It's hard to love a person you have lost your respect for them."

And my absolute, hands-down two favorites...


  • "I think Spruce Pine needs an ordinance about the squirrels stealing the garden gnomes out of the gardens in town."


  • "If you got it flaunt it. Is that the motto now of all these old women?"



(California ain't got nothing on North Carolina...)










3 comments:

  1. Watch out now, Spruce Pine is my hometown! Mitchell County is pure country!!!! and so are those of us from there!!!

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  2. Sometimes just plain ole common sense--makes sense to some....

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  3. To the reader from Spruce Pine...will you please bring the garden gnomes back...

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